for Hooch the bacon king

Nice! We need those for the river! What more appropriate attire could there be for igniting greasebombs than that?!?!?!?!?!

Then you can cook your outfit for breakfast the next day - most excellent idea there Hippie!

and for Ron and Hooch:
http://clothing.cafepress.com/item/i-love-raw-bacon-thong/8564673

Oh and BTW, Google Bacon Thong and this ENTIRE thread is there listed as a link about 6 links down… ROFL :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

TOM- Where’s the Bacon smiley???

Something else… Think someone needs to work this into a TBF 2009 t-shirt or something http://shop.cafepress.com/design/25602877

Frankly, it’s a little disturbing that it takes six links before you get to this here little piece of pork love when googling bacon thong. yikes…

You have a point there, Kym!

See I told you Bacon Attire would be the rage this Fall, or am I just a trendsetter in my new half calf Bacon Socks and paper underware…

Bacon Socks get you there faster, “as she slid into the room I got hungry for her, socks” :evil :lol

That was a TOTAL coffee snorter! :lol :lol :thumbsup

OMFG
Are We really This TWISTED !!!
I think we are !
its going into my bookmarks
and the pic is saved !
Love you all
:cheers

The woman who would wear this would be marriage material for sure!!!

OMG what have I done? Now we are only 3 sausage links down on google. I had no idea what I unleashed when I started this, but carry on my bacon-loving fellow festivarians! This is most entertaining and educational, to say the least.
That bacon vodka Bloody Mary sounds great! except for the slim jim as garnish. I’d rather have it rimmed with bacon crumbles.
All hail the mighty pig! Bacon should be our national food, forget the hot dogs and apple pie! ooh bacon apple pie might be good. I’ll go work on that.

HMMMMM :thumbsup
Bloody mary with bacon bits rimming the glass…
Bacon vodka, tomato juice, with strips of celery, carrots, and green onion?

Sounds like breakfast at Camp Run a Muck. :lol :lol :lol :lol

c u in 2009
(eat your heart out Ron - we own the bacon)

:cheers :cheers :cheers

But We own the Bloody Mary Mix !
:cheers

You all didn’t think we were done here yet did you?

bacon bandage

Hmmmm…I wonder if you wrap it around your head it will cure a hangover?

A new fragrance for her coming to a better store near you,
Pork Passion.
:pig :pig :pig

You can also use a bacon bandage as a treatment and, in some cases, as a preventative for many things including: sprained ankle, water on the knee, shin splints, tennis elbow, pregnancy, spontaneous decapitation, and grease deficiency.

Bacon Bacon Bacon !!!
:cheers

wow, I can’t believe I read this entire thread…you folks kinda scare me a bit…but I like it!!!

Grabs a handful of leftover bacon from tonight’s salad, and heads out to the beach for a bacon n beer nightcap…