OK but only if we can have too many children and dress alike my sweet little tulip.
I’ll be bacon a minute…I need to start sewing our outfits :flower
Oh goodie that means we can both wear the pants in this family. Please make sure our hippie skirts are tie dyed :flower
Can Hooch be our maid/man of honor he can carry a basket full o bacon, and throw it strip by delicious strip down our path to the alter??
:mad
I would be thrilled to be your Maid of Honor! God, I need to get my hair done and my nails and cook the bacon and find a nice basket…I’d better get started right away!!
I can sew yer skirt as well, with sweet little bacon tassels on the edge. You will be a true vision of lovelyness in all your bacon glory…All hail the King!!! All hail the King!!!
I hope we never grow up and remain silly till our diein’ days. :flower
Tie dye tends to make me queezzy, Really!
But anyway now Bloody Mary’s are off Limits…
I mean before it was just a simple thing of never being able to eat breakfast…
I mean I can survive on Biscotti and Rum free Mochas
but no Bloody Marys
Cause you.
Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka…
Oh, Bacon Vodka Martini… AAARRRRRGGGHHH, with olive
Damn, :mad
But, but, that sounds so good…come on over to the other side,bacon, it’s not just for dinner anymore :flower
If the other side wouldn’t kill me don’t you think I would already be there?
No I will stay with my organic, uncured, Turkey Bacon…
Ever been to a turkey farm??? YUK! :hooch Did you know poultry takes longer to digest than any other meat?
I don’t know much but I do know that life without bacon would not be the same… :flower
:wave :flower :wave
OK first of all… no throwing of bacon on the ground in front of the wedding party, bacon is for eating not throwing. You could hurt someone with flying pork bits.
I propose we use those silly wheat infused, artificially flavored, bacon bits for the post nuptual celebration. Hooch can lead the way to the elegantly decorated sty where our marriage will be consumated; Thereby creating many little bacon consuming progeny.
Upside of this proposition is that we get to repeat it every 20 years or sooner :pig :pig :pig
:cheers :cheers :cheers :cheers
but no Bloody Marys
Cause you.
Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka
Oh, Now that will make Bloody Mary Morning Special.
The Coronation of the Bacon King could precede the Goddess Walkabout… All the goddesses could gather and wave little strips of bacon at the King. In turn, he will need to get on his knees and nibble off pieces of bacon that the godesses have attached to themselves while asking for his “worthiness” to be the King… :evil
DAMN… I can’t believe I just wrote that… :eek :flower
LMFAO !!!
Omg
and yall Think Im A Pervert!!!
:cheers
Hooch
One suggestion here …
Be carefull of whose Bacon you partake of
thats all im saying …
Think of the apple !
LOL
:cheers
Wait a minute my sweet little patunia hold everything !! I have trouble with #1, infused, artificial, just bits ,see how you are :lol This is no way to get to bacon bliss… :flower
I wonder how this will look with tie dye?
Wedding season is coming rapidly, and for many grooms it’s time to think about whether to buy or rent a tuxedo. As we are already big fans of bacon, we’re proud to report on the stylish, affordable bacon-print tux. The added bonus is that this is scratch n sniff.
pic attached
:cheers :cheers :cheers
Not meaning to leave out the goddesses :lol :lol :lol
Jerry- now THAT needed a spew warning…
I think this whole thread needs a warning-
That looks a bit raw! Does it shrink in the heat? :evil