Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden…
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.’
‘Si, Luis,eet smells like bacon to me.’
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon… every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. ‘Ees a bacon tree.’
‘Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don’t
‘Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree’.
And with that… Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a
machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
‘Pepe… go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.’
'Luis Luis mi amigo… what ees it?
'Pepe… ees not a bacon tree…
Ees a Ham Bush!!
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This is a very sad and touching story of two brave men and their quest for bacon. I think we can all relate to their very human struggle again the odds and mother nature herself to reach their heart’s desire…Bacon.
Bacon, in it’s purest form, really is a metaphor for the human spirit. It is love. It is hope. It is delicious. And it goes excellent with eggs.
Everyone please stand as we say the Pledge of Allegiance to Bacon:
Bacon, Bacon, how we adore thee.
We praise your name with mirthful glee.
Your greasy crispness is revered through the ages
By kings and peasants and mystical mages.
You fill our hearts with love and lard
And make our tongues dance and our arteries hard.
Your varieties have become a world-renowned staple
From peppered to pre-cooked, thick-sliced, and maple.
If you were a girl I would marry you this instant
Even if you were pregnant and your father was insistent.
So all hail to Bacon…the proof there is a God at work
Wanting us to be happy with slices of pork.
Most people know that I have strange eating habits…I eat no meat, fish, chicken etc…etc…BUT I do LOVE my bacon!!! Crispy please!!! Thank You! It goes great with pancakes, french toast and waffles…aaahhhhh dip it in the syrup…oh oh how good it is!
say…could I get a couple of slices of that bacon from you???