THE GREAT DUKTAPE KAPER

DukTapeMan doesn’t like anything to go to waste!

That was NOT their plate of food though!


Its Alive !!!
:evil :cheers :evil

Brother Bevin you Stud !!!
:cheers

Daddy’s home!!

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:drunk

:evil
I feelin’ fiesty
:evil

Humm that could be a sticky situation, careful lots of voyeurs here… or perhaps you like that… :flower
Gill is ready for a Duktape night out, up fer dat big boy???

Ooooowie.

:swearing

Blaze, do you spend any time on your own four feet? :huh

DTM, help a steed out, or at least keep the camera’s away when this horse is down! :lol

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

DukTape Man has been feeling quite lonely lately without his trusty steed, Blaze. :spill

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He was basically a blur at the Road to Rich’s Tie Dye Party. He made a low-key appearance with the Squash Blossom Boys’ closing set. :drunk

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(PBR, DTM? Really?)

He hitched a ride back to Colorado where he gave thought to climbing Pikes Peak. :rolleyes

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Until he was talked into checking out a AAA baseball game… :ball

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But in the end it was the overflowing brews that enticed him. :cheers

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He found a new fan-base at the game… :hug

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But no fans with the opposing team. :mad

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Towards the end of the game, he was feeling a bit down again. :spill

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Then, this guy asked to do a number with him. :dance

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And DTM made a new best bud. :hug

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Until this chick came along and out of sheer jealousy knocked the newfound companion unconscious. :swearing

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Leaving DTM alone again. :spill

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(DTM, is that an earring in your right ear??)

No need to fret, friends of DukTape! He found solace at the New Life Church as their new Leader. :angel

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Uh-oh. :eek

Blaze! Where are you? DTM needs you!! (And a handle o’ whiskey!!> :horsey

Geez I wanna keep track of little dood, he’s got my knives. Watch out until I get to tackle him in two weeks.

:peace

He found your knives, Hippie! He’ll hand them over upon your arrival.

You trust him with knives??? Are you crazy??? Even if he is drinking whiskey???

(wait for it…)

And DTM isn’t too reliable either!!!

Will somone please get that little dude a strip of black tape for his hat? I mean, seriously. What I was thinking when he was partying with me, I’ll never know. Clearly I was not thinking.

I still owe that little bastard a duktape wedgie from all the drunken crap he did last year.

Please use black tape for the wedgie, and wedge his hat in the process.

Dang, that’s one embarrassing hat. That little guy needs a new Resistol.

Due to another scandal , DukTape Man was asked to resign as leader of the New Life Church. :rolleyes

His depression about missing Blaze has really gotten the best of him. :frowning: He snuck out of his Front Range safe house and has become vulnerable to yet another kidnapping by the Southern California Banana Cartel! :eek He saddled up his temporary steed and rode off… :horsey

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Just for the record, his New Ride was not so sure about this escape plan… :dog

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He was seen wandering the streets of Cherry Creek… with a new hat! :thumbsup

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He wanted matching red boots, but the fancy, snooty ladies told him that was just plain tacky.

So, he sought out a second opinion from the “ladies” at Shotgun Willie’s Show Club. :whip

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The bouncer caught him loitering and not tipping, so the girls gave him a bottle of Grey Goose and snuck him out the back alley. :flower

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In his haze, he spied a familiar name, and hurried to check it out. “Papa Mark?” he shouted out. :hug

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Much to his dismay, he received no reply. He delved back into his depression and rode over the Bull & Bush Brewery to drown his loneliness… :sorry

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In the tank room. :cheers

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Luckily, the brewpub is close to his safe house and he was able to crawl back. But not without repercussions. He has kicked the whiskey and opted for vodka. The spendy kind. The safe house director isn’t sure the Feds will cover this new drinking habit. :festival

This is hysterical! :lol

He’s a li’l “ducker”, that’s for sure!!

Right, Cindy Lou? :wink:

:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :clap :rollin :rollin :rollin :sunshine

Hey I like his new hat!!!