THE GREAT DUKTAPE KAPER

This belongs here, too…

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/duktapemotivator.jpg

I had a frantic call from Mark over the weekend. He woke up Saturday morning to find DukTape Man and Blaze missing!! :eek

Apparently, they weren’t ready to leave the South for their annual trek to Albuquerque. So, they high-tailed it (pun intended) out of Birmingham while their Creator slept.

Photos over the AP wire spotted them. Where else? The Kentucky Derby…

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/KyDerbyField_second.jpg

Sadly, they didn’t win. They didn’t even place. Mid-field, Blaze turned around and ran the other way. I wonder if he was distracted by that young filly drinking a mint julep and making eyes at him…
:horsey

:clap :clap :clap :clap :hop :hop :hop :horsey :horsey :horsey :dog :dog

Much like the hoopla surrounding the journey of the Olympic Torch, Festivarians of Albuquerque are all a-quiver with anticipation over the pending arrival of the esteemed representatives of Camp Duk Tape.

Anti-Duk Tape demonstrations, however, are not expected.

Updates (and pics) will soon be forthcoming.

Duk Tape Man and Blaze have a heavy Festival schedule this spring, folks, and will need your help and support to successfully complete their long, party-filled journey to Telluride.

Did they make it yet? DTM had $40 left on his Greyhound card…

You put them on a bus?? Without a chaperone?? Are you crazy?? :eek

Those two are going to end up in Mexico again… I just know it. I’ll contact the Federales…

DukTape Man and Blaze’s festival journey will be continued here:

http://www.festivarian.com/index.php/topic,2843.0.html

Let’s hope they avoid any further run-ins with the Federales… :eek

I’s a-comin’ for yas, Camp Whisko… watch out!

'scuse me. <hic!>

:drunk

Oh man, if DukTape Man is coming then I’ve got to add more chains and locks to my packing list.

dude, DTM stole your lampshade? not cool . . .

Seems my bottle of Crown Royal has gone missing…ya think this could have something to do with those boys???

There is a missing bottle of Crown? where was it last seen? :huh

UPDATE !!!
Seems Like Flat Ron has hooked up with DukTape Man and Blaze
Last seen Heading South on Highway 25
Folks Get Off the Road !!!
:evil :cheers :evil

ohhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeet.

Update …They Boys Made it to Abq …and on their way To Ramah
but Not before Knocking off Quarters Liqour store … were that made off with two cases
of Patron …Flat Ron was Driving it like he Stole It …
No One was Hurt …lucky enough …
More Later
:evil :cheers :evil

I must say I am a little concerned about how quiet DTM and Blaze have been since they headed out west :huh Come to think of it, has anyone heard from Gipper since she left Ramah with DTM? How close is Ramah to Vegas? I wonder if those two have eloped…

There are some definite Gipper sitings, but mysteriously not a peep from the boys, but I’m certain that Flat Ron AND 3D Ron are involved somehow…


you know it Hon !
:cheers

OH CHIT
DTM is Online !
:cheers

Seems those two were at James’ Brewery in Colorado Springs on Memorial Day Weekend