Singer needed: The Bushy Sam Band

Ignorance is bliss!

Considering the Jackson Holes as an opening act?

I would think they’re better picking up the rear…ba dum pum :lol

Wow, you are definitely a newbie-soon-to-be-foot-slave . . .

Actually, this is my 6th trip. You may even recognize me when you see me. I just have never been totally initiated in Crunchy Frog. Hee hee!

You gonna do some Gaga tunes with the band? “Crunchy Frog Gaga” could be a hit!

Kinda like Funky Cold Medina. :lol I’m thinking we should keep to the list (on page 1), although the Rush song is intriguing. How are y’all gonna make that bluegrass? :wink:

Erndog, please don’t harass the talent.

Also, are you bringing your tambourine to the gig?

I was thinking glockenspiel instead, and only if Cindy Lou brings the baton . . .

To twirl, or to whack people in the head if they laugh at you? :cheers

Actually, I could make those head whacks look like a complete accident. :evil

Now there’s a talent I’d pay to see! :lol :lol :lol

Accidental head whacking and Erndog spanking a tambourine?!?! And people wonder why I drink so much. I’ve never played while blindfolded and wearing a helmet but sounds like I’ll need to learn. I don’t think the lampshade will be sufficient in this case.

Your lampshade will still fit if we put a sack over your head. Find the chords by braille, we know you can do it. I promise to turn off the PA while the band is playing blindfolded.

:peace

Only if that sack is tye-dyed…burlap is good, but not required. “PA”? wth, do we have enough solar for that?

I am accepting requests for the token groupie/CF pourer/ukulele player position.

I’m not cheap however.

I will expect suitors and foot slaves prior to my evaluation of the worthiness of this band.

I’ve been hearing rumblings of a reunion show…for a band that never wuz. :evil

:wave Maybe we can audition, we’ll have fiddle player, Uke, and guitar, only one of us is semi pro. We can’t play any of the songs on your list, but we could rustle up a few odd ball covers and maybe a few originals. Only one of us can sing though we all might try. If we’re lucky we might bring along a special gospel singing washboard playing angel. :cheers

Ha! That song list is ancient and clearly Mumford inspired. Hooch, we are getting the band back together!

It’s seriously time for a debut/ come back tour!

What in the hell did I just read? And can I be on of the future former lead singers of this reunion project?