Singer needed: The Bushy Sam Band

Festivarian Events Telluride Bluegrass Festival
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Looks like you got the band together…

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Next, you’ll need an MC

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And then some dancers to round out the show

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And will you be adding your baritone to the mix Tom? Actually, you might be too good a singer for this group. :cheers

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I’ll add some harmonies! Never had a crunchy frog…would love to try one! :lol

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Hey, Mr. Mayor, there’s no singers in your fancy group! WTH? Damn it, revolving door is swinging faster than that merry-go-round I got pushed off of in 3rd grade!

:thumbsup

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Better? :thumbsup

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:thumbsup Yes, your Honor, that is awesome! Thanks!

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Hey Swander…do you want us to fire you before or after we fire Lisa? I’m trying to get a list of ex-singers together.

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:thumbsup Yes, first, go ahead. Then I can start practicing for my comeback/reunion show…it’s sure to be epic!

:cheers

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Fire??? Didn’t you mean which one of them is going to quit first?

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Have the newbies be singers or dancers, call the band “The Bushy Sam Band and the Foot Slaves” . . .

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Featuring Muther Focker! :thumbsup I like it.

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Obviously this band is on the fast-track if we are planning for a comeback/reunion tour by the end of the festival. That means we have to get popular, peak, change members, break up, re-group with a new singer we found on Youtube, fire him, fire the next guy, pull the original singer out of rehab, sober him up, and start playing small venues again all before Wednesday.

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not til I get my CF!

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Don’t worry. You can still have Crunchy Frog even after we fire you. I plan, at some point, to fire myself and then binge drink to drown my sorrows at being cut loose from the very band I helped start. It’s sad what my life has become since those early days (last weekend).

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Too funny! What exactly is in Crunchy Frog—dare I ask?

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It’s pronounced “Mewther”… but all of Telluride will soon know that!

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:lol :lol :lol Really?.. good luck with that now! :lol

Auntie Hope

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Now Trevor don’t sing, but the fine gents I’m coming with (Muther Focker included) have angelic voices. Would love to see the three of them up on stage together for a few tunes.

How 'bout it, Muther?

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I hope you get your wish. Realistically, if they are singing with the Bushy Sam Band then most likely you will be looking down at them…playing in a ditch. :lol

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Where does the variety show come in?