:festivarian Dam dirty hippies!! :flower You can’t tell the boys from the girls! :hug …and turn that music DOWN!!!..if you want to call that noise “music”!!! :concert Buncha commie pinkos!!! Go take a bath, you liberal tree-huggin’ long-haired druggie freaks!! :tapers And next time, wear some underwear wouldya??
You can make me take a shower at Telluride but you will NEVER, EVER get me to wear underwear.
You understand - NEVER! I never have and I never will!!! :thumbsup :peace
As a matter of fact I am at work right now and I am not wearing any underwear, so if I won’t wear it at work you can damn sure believe I won’t wear it at TBF
As a matter of fact, I just might change my plans to go to British Columbia next summer just so I can show up at Telluride and not wear any underwear.
Why I intend to start a movement - NO UnderWear in Town Park
Underwear is stupid
Underwear is redundant
Underwear just snags on the sequins of your dresses
Underwear is itchy
UNDERWEAR is Un-neccessary, evil and un-welcome at Telluride!
You hear!!! NO UNDERWEAR!!!
EVER!!!
Are you with me??? Can I get an amen???
ok…I feel better now… :flower
WHAAAAAAWHOOOOOOOOOOO AMEN TA DAT SISTA!!! :fish :fish :fish :horsey :dog
Jess… you’ve got a song in there sister.
Sing it loud! Sing it proud! The NO UNDERWEAR Song!!
hehe
xoxo R
I’ll head him off at the pass :flower :flower
Shut Up Ron :evil
:peace
I’ll give you that, but underwear also helps prevent snags in zippers! :eek
I still support your cause though :cheers
EEEEK :eek That hurts just thinkin’ about it. :lol
As a part of my ant-underwear campaign we will conduct training sessions for the general populace on the ins and outs of that easy, breezy feeling that will include proper position while using zippers.
We got your back Adam…we want you to only be free and comfortable, but SAFE!
And I work in public health…I know how to do outreach and prevention education!
In true festivarian spirit a complaint has been turned into a spirited discussion about the merits of being underwear-free.
In continued festivarian spirit, a lovely festival Goddess has offered to educate our festivarian brothers on the free-ballin’ lifestyle through her “outreach” program.
How could anyone complain about that?!
xoxo R
Thank you Ronny…
Now does anyone want to volunteer to do hands on demonstrations at the trainings?
And of course, beverages and deep fried bacon will be served :cheers
Sorry Hippie I must testify
10 plus years and Always “commando”
except for that red thong incident … :evil
:cheers
Now see, that was innocuous and actually appropriate. Nice job Ron!
Hey Jess, nice job at turning a gripe thread into a no-underwear thread!
u guys and gals really quuuaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkk me up
I’ve been home from work a couple of days with a little flu bug
and this is real entertainment :lol :lol :lol :lol
and the song that happened to pass thru my somewhat entangled mind
while reading all the stuff about underwear or the lack there of
was an old Tom Petty tune, I’m sure you’ve all heard “Free Fallin”
I’m not sure if I’m ready to see underwear hangin from all the trees in Town Park
but it might be an idea :evil
and Jess, if you do a no underwear song don’t submit to the troubadour contest
they frown upon “novelty” songs, but I’m sure you’ll have many listeners in the park
Unfortunately wearing scrubs at work in cold rooms presents a snag in this plan for me. The boys want to stay warm without shrinkage! :evil
But your patients are underwear-free aren’t they? Is that fair?
As far as underwear hanging from the trees… it reminds me of the time The Plaster Caster Sisters (myself, Lisa and Neener) had breasts, asses, faces, etc. (ErnDog?!), hanging around Run-A-Muck. Ahhh… those were the days!
Perhaps we could "under"take this as an art project/event? An underwear maypole dance or something…
xoxo R
All this talk of underwear hangin in the trees, I can’t help but remember my first rainbow gathering (Az, 98)… I took my bra off as soon as we arrived and it hung in the tree over my tent the rest of the time I was there… So funny, but it felt great and liberating!! ~ Not to mention it was like a flag, making my tent easy to find after a long day/night of wandering around!
For what it’s worth, I like the underwear maypole idea!!
Or better yet…a Renounce Your Underwear Pole. Folks could step up to the pole, boldy speak-out against underwear, and as a witness to the world of the power of their commitment to renounce underwear, then remove their underwear and nail it to the pole.
Think of the visual…hundreds of pairs of discarded renounced underwear. Why think of the reduced carbon footprint that pole would represent - no more little slave laborers in China feverishly working to sew redundant, stupid garments that NO ONE NEEDS. Whole underwear factories would shut down!
No more itchy thongs!
No more grandma briefs that come up to your armpits!
No more tidy whities with skid marks!
We could write a no more underwear anthem and have candle lit vigils around the pole with teary-eyed hippies singing together in perfect harmony…
and me - with my turkey fryer…keeping the whole lot fueled with deep fried bacon and you Hooch could pass out Crunchy Frog to all the newly committed underwearless folks adapting to the new feeling. We would be there support system.
Jeez…between the Renounce Your Underwear Pole and the Drunken Tube Flotilla plan I have a lot of prep work to do for Telluride…
I’m already tired…
And I think that we can start this movement right now…
I make a motion that we rename this thread “I Renounce My Underwear!”
Can I get a second?
Any discussion?
All in favor - say AYE!!!
P.s. I just want to thank the dude that started this whole thread because if it wasn’t for you dear sir I would not have known the depth of my feelings on this issue. Even though I have been underwearless ever since Alaska airlines lost my luggage 12 years ago and I spent 2 weeks in Alaska without it, I really had no idea how deeply I have needed to crusade to save my fellow man from the bondage that is forced underwear consumption.
I mean, I feel like a floodgate in my psyche has been torn open. I feel alive, man, really, really alive. Alive in the way that only speaking truth to the masses can make someone be alive.
It’s all because of you.
Thanks Dude. But, um, I’d like to rename your thread now.