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Saw that photo and my liver erupted again.

Who is bringing the Malort?

I am sorry to say that we have several bottles that will be making the trip. :evil

Um … Why?

Malort is a very acquired taste. Those of the midwest may have an easier time with it. Its been a few years but I think I’ll stand by my original take.

Gah! Seriously.

I do not know. In our experience in sharing it, 1 in 50 don’t hate it. I guess we do it for experimental purposes. I am pretty sure it cures diseases. Just not sure which ones.

If someone is bringing Malort, is Crunchy Frog still the worst shot in Town Park? :lol

I’ll take the Frog over Malort every time. And that’s saying something.

My lil bro brought a bottle down for our buddy’s 21st and of course
We took him snipe hunting too. (Both of which seem to be important for the development of a young man :wink:
Yak!!
It’s still in his cabinet, full bottle (minus 3 shots) and hes about to be 27. Theres a real good reason it’s been there so long. It’s like gargling Arrid deodorant and used kitty litter.

I am with ya on this… CF over malort any day…

Compared to Malort, CF is a vintage bouquet of Bacchus, the nirvana beverage of the Grand Junction vineyards. :cheers

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Even tho I grew up in Chicago, I never encountered Malort. Perhaps I WAS raised right.

So I did a little research into it. Here is what one site said:

“While we can (mostly) all agree that Malört tastes, um, unsavory, we can’t all seem to agree the specific way in which the liquor ravages our taste buds. Professional food and drink writers and anonymous internet commenters alike have taken on the great task of identifying Malört’s unique putridity. So we collected our favorite descriptions of this utterly un-sippable Chicago drink, for your heaving pleasure.”

Unsavory? Ravages taste buds? Putrid? Un-sippable? Sounds absolutely WONDERFUL!

Three Strikes!! I kinda like Frog in a strange and furry kind of way. Bo and Nate got me to try their beloved Malort. It was the

Oh no! He died from the memory - couldn’t even finish the sentence!! You okay Paul?

Spasm out … it was the absolutely refreshing NOT! But Complete John’s article has me leaning towards another meeting of the elixir. :huh :green :hooch

He was poisoned!