Friendly Reminder

:vibes

Uh Oh, I didn’t mean it Paul.

Last year I got a group of ladies to do a shot of Malort with me (they were not impressed) and the bottle fell over. I just watched it spill for a second and pondered if I should pick it up. Unfortunately for Paul and others apparently, I saved it.

I like the taste of the frog. Look forward to it annually. Not so on the Malort.

I think this year we will put a donation bucket out and you have to throw a dollar in to NOT have to take a shot of Malort. I will then bring all proceeds to Run-A-Muck so we can further support the “good” town park shot. Wouldn’t want to reward the bad behavior down in Camp Gnome Gname.

The slogans for said abhorrent liquor are pretty great though:

“Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.”

Malort, the only time you’ll use CF as a palate cleanser.

“Malort: Kick your mouth in the balls.”

How about this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU

“I’d rather be buried in dort”

“Tastes like an abortion clinic in Iceland”

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Man, the comments on that video are pure gold! And the video is classic!

Great video, but don’t stop there. Here are “real” people enjoying the taste:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFf1m3xjjo

“Like eating a bicycle tire”
“Reminds me of syphoning gasoline”

I GOTTA get some of this stuff!!!

Classic

I am counting on everyone on this thread having their time to shine with the Champagne of Pain!

Just cross the bridge into primitive and follow the smell of burning tires and shame.

https://urbanmatter.com/chicago/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/image-4.jpg

Working on a case of packable mini bottles for 2019. They just released them and they’re tarp friendly!

Also trying to get Nate one of these for rapid fire dispersal of pain:

https://i.imgur.com/cXZ5QRq.jpg

Uh oh, I think this thread poked the bear.

Abort abort abort the Malort.