for Hooch the bacon king

Lordy, this wholesome bacon thread has taken a harsh turn…

The mental image I have of you eating Ron’s bacon thong right now…

I NEED A THERAPIST IMMEDIATELY :eek :eek

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I love this line! :medal

“Fry, fry again is a persistent theme.”

The Hippie seems to have a handle on things! (D**N Jerry!) :pig :thumbsup

Auntie Hope :pickin :green

Ya know there are so many ways I could go with this
But I will take take …the SUR road
No Bacon Thongs … No Hooch eating em
Jess…hmmm …oknevermind !!!
you guys are soooooooooo Twisted !!
Btw Brother Jerry NICE PIGGY !!!
Peace Out !
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Rest assured Ron, that will NEVER happen. Not in your wildest dreams. Not if I meant I would never partake of bacon again. AS a matter of fact that image alone is inspiring me to become a vegetarian.

I am quite certain of it - bacon, yuck. Tahoe Gypsy, I’m with you. Let’s get it banned.

:lol OK forget I ever mentioned it… :lol

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ok, the pig with the apple in his mouth is traumatizing me…

:frowning:

HOLLY HOTDOG BATMAN!!! What time is dinner Jerry :cheers :medal

Jerry, why are you fondling my breakfast?

No need to become Vegan Jess
all in good fun

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat…
I want to not see meat for a month…
Oh the Fish aren’t on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons…

Hey! This thread is about bacon, the love of bacon, and the way bacon loves us back unconditionally! This is not a thread about Salmon! How about we stay topical, eh??? Ya get one ADD victim in the group and suddenly we are off on Salmon, then to bathroom plumbing, and finally proper dental hygenie techniques with a right turn at Semaphore! Speaking of which, Semaphore is an excellent way to request more bacon at a distance without the need for yelling or a long walk across the campground! As for Jess and her bacon outfit, we can only hope that some kind Samaritan (not necessarily from Samaria) will leave a nice slab of bacon in the Free Box right before next year’s fashion show! How do you 1-Up the furry bikini from this year’s show?..with bacon!!

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How do you 1-Up the furry bikini from this year’s show?..with bacon!!
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:lol :lol :lol :rollin :rollin :clap This I gotta see :lol

It took me a whole day to sew that bikini and EVERYTHING came from the freebox. If there is bacon in the freebox next year I’ll design an outfit for you Hooch - The Bacon King. There are always a good supply of furry scarves that we can cut up to sew around the bacon and create your outfit. It’ll be great - trust me :flower

And then we can blow it up after ward :evil

:evil :lol :evil :lol :lol :lolJess you are so funny! :lol :lol :evil :lol :evil

What was the meat fest? I’d go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic). But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

why thank you. though i don’t always feel funny. i run a sexual assault and domestic violence response program in real life.

I think the forum keeps me sane at work…

so actually - THANK YOU!!! :flower :flower

So this weekend I am Pig sitting…
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet…
Does that quailfy? :bacon