for Hooch the bacon king

Thank you Jess!
we continue our regular scheduled programming

Did I mention how freakin’ hot it was? :evil

Aye. It was well over 110 during the day and dropped down to a balmy probably 100 at night. It wasn’t quite 20 mega-tons though - more like 4 ounces. But that certainly has me thinking - -

Does size matter?

Hmmmmmmmm. This might require further experimentation next trip.

You may want to consider your :quote wardrobe :quote in that experiment. :wink:
Wouldn’t want a bunch of bacon grease spatter. :eek

:thumbsup good one. you get points for that :flower

I agree. Mo’ luvin’ for the Turtle! :medal

Auntie Hope :pickin :green

At the time it just didn’t seem big enough. Looking at the footage now I agree it is a respectable grease bomb. But really man, once you have gotten one to go thermo-nuclear it’s hard to be satisified with anything else…

A mean a secondary mushroom explosion following right on the heels of the first one. Who wouldn’t be disappointed???

But yeah…this one was not a dud. It was worthy.

I hear that scientists are actually trying to find ways to put more pork particles into the atmosphere in order to help combat global warming, smog, hurricane formation, and wind shear. Bacon grease fires my soon become all the rage with the environmentalists and next year the Telluride Bluegrass Festival may be 100% pork powered!!

Who knew I would be ahead of the curve??? :lol

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/BaconFlowChart001.jpg

I found video of a much better Grease Bomb and perhaps now you will understand my disappointment:

Chocolate Covered Bacon!

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26092641/from/ET/

Oh calm yourself. It taint no thang. Just a little hot bacon fat and some water. Nuthin’ to get your panties in a wad over and most definately not anythin’ to be shelling money out to a shrink for.

Breathe in - - breathe out…drink water.

You are fine :flower :flower

Got your back, trust me!!!

DANG JESS!!! You lil’ fire freak. :eek :eek :eek That was cool do it again :lol

:sunshine :sunshine :sunshine :sunshine :sunshine :sunshine :sunshine
OK boys and girls it’s SUNDAY, SUNNNNNNDAAAAY, SUNDAY!!!
So crank up the Gospel, Fry up some Bacon and spread the love around today.
:love :fish :lovedr :fish :love :fish :lovedr :fish :love :fish :lovedr :fish :hug :hug :hug
:kiss :giggle :dog :horsey

OK so I’ve been thinkin’ about this bacon thing and I think edibal bacon garments will be all the rage this fall,
Bacon Hats, gloves and matching kumono… no’s :lol

I know, stop thinkin :fish :fish :fish :giggle :dog

Hmmm…good idea in theory but I would highly suggest that we limit bacon clothing to only attractive people since the only reason for someone to wear a bacon outfit is so that we can eat the clothes off them.

Yummmmmmmm ,I wonder if we can make em 0 calorie… :flower

I know which outfits I’d eat!
And it wouldn’t be any of the guys. :lol

I’m just afraid of Ron and his bacon thong. I mean, you can really only cut bacon so thin.