The leader only has 132 votes as of this posting, this can definitely be done.
We can smoke (pun definately intended) this so-called Bacon King and install the only true Prince of Pork Belly, The King of Crispiness, the one and only Hoooch!
One sight of him in his tie-dyed union suit holding a large bacon braided meat monstrosity and all challengers will wilt! 
Hoochie are you signed up? If so, how do we vote? :medal
P.S. In your inaugural address or coronation please keep in mind who it was that started this thread.
Evidently, Hooch has to register first and create a campaign and then we all have to register to vote.
Last I saw there were only 7 people vying for the throne.
Come on Hooch, let’s get this thing going. :thumbsup
Haha!!! Awesome!! Thanks everyone but I don’t want to be Bacon King anywhere except Town Park 
It would be like Telluride Tom becoming mayor of his town of Montrose or Ron becoming a Baptist minister. It would just be…weird.
if you win the 2500.00- we could donate it for the “Tornado fund”
I’ll second this motion. :medal
Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green
I think these are now installed in all the Town Park bathrooms for this year . . .
- Press Button
- Dispense Bacon
- Enjoy Bacon
Look what I just found online: http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bella/bacon%20crown.jpg
Maybe we can make a king-version? :horsey
:cheers That’s cool Hooch. All that fame and celebrity status might go to your head, and we sure don’t need the paparazzi camping out along the backstage road just to get a shot of you in your robe while frying bacon.
And if you ever want me to, I can make this whole topic disappear with one click. :evil :pig
Ohhhh! Edible crown! Now that would be convenient! Ya know, one of the biggest problems at festival is the lack of places to carry emergency backup bacon.
hahahaha!!! I’m totally going to steal that and use it as my own saying!!
BUMP !
:cheers
I just wanted to point out that on a recent work trip I was able to enjoy a burger made of 50% Ground Beef and 50% Ground Bacon.
I don’t think I need to go into how awesome it was…especially here at my desk, I may get over stimulated.
The place was called Slaters 50/50 in Anaheim, CA
Also, we started with an order of Bacon Mac N Cheese…but we were too stuffed to do the Bacon Brownies…