BREAKING NEWS
February 1, 2009
(AP) – A bacon explosion rocked the festi-planet on Super Bowl Sunday, injuring three people and a small dog. At least 20 others are reported missing, possibly more. The blast damaged several ovens and a smoker. One microwave was salvaged.
Emergency rescue dogs were brought in to locate the missing, but the odor of pork kept them off task.
Stay tuned as this story develops…
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:hooch
Omigod I want that…
We felt the tremmers and are still trying to recover. Bean dip splattered all over the walls, the inhumanity to man. Not to mention the cholesterol levels. Somebody call a Doctor , send pepto, somethin, already.
Could we please get a status udate on the small dog? My Boss hails from Korea, so I can probably get you a decent reciepe if it’s not doing so well.
:lol :lol :lol
Last known photo of the small dog:
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No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either… :huh
"No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either… "
Eh, life goes on… :pig
And that was a cute doggie…before the explosion happened
No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either… :huh
Who Cares ??
more meat for me !
I can only imagine the gas that must generate…did you serve it with baked beans on the side? :eek
How funny, I just got the email from my sister about this great looking explosion. The web page for directions is bbqaddicts.com/bacon.explosion.html
This puts a whole new kick to the Bacon King. 
No, but we did give thought to stuffing it with sour cream and topping it off with cheese… :hooch
Stuff it with Refried Beans and serve it with Salsa! Now THAT would be an explosion!
Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green
THEY’RE MUTATING!!!
This “Cardiac Arrest Log” was found on the East Coast in Davidson, NC.
It was consumed by one man and three kids…and to the best of our knowledge no animals were harmed, at least not yet!!!
Nice Weave, Punchy! :medal :thumbsup
Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green
all of a sudden I have a stomach ache…
I am realizing that I will need to start working out before Telluride and I am not talking push-ups…
Whew. Ok. I’m in. No wussies here!
UPDATE
Photographs have surfaced of the Denver victims prior to the Xplosion…
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Names are being withheld pending notification of the families. :angel
ALERT
Authorities have a suspect in custody. He was apprehended behind the local King Soopers where he was attempting to purchase large quantities of bacon and sausage from the butcher. Street value is yet undetermined.
A photo was released of the suspect armed with the Xplosion. According to the Denver County Sheriff, D. T. Mann, identity of the suspect is being withheld pending the on-going investigation.
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Although, sources close to the investigation reveal that the suspect does have a penchant for fly-fishing.
Stay tuned for further late-breaking news… :eek
Wait… I think I know that blur! :eek
Adam, doesn’t that look like… no, it couldn’t be…
HOPE!! Tch! Tch! No names!! His identity is still being withheld… :bag
According to The Denver Post, he was released on bond late last week and has retained the services of T.I.’s attorney.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bacon-Bandit was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Just the other day I saw him behind The Egg & I… dumpster-diving. :flight
Dumpster Diving… Oh Dear… Well, I do think I made a mistake then. I’m sure the fly-fishermen that I know would never do something like that. Whom ever that poor sap may be, please, please, make sure he gets cleaned up before they drag him in front of the judge!
If there is anything we can do to help the loved ones left behind do let us know dear. Debfromtucson called about bacon replacement and I know the families will be in need, just let someone know. They’re in our prayers.
Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green