BACON EXPLOSION ROCKS FESTI-WORLD

New toy. I’m trying out my new blackberry

Figuers Blackberry worked then had to go buy a new keyboared
just my luck !
:cheers

Any and all similarities between the scene of the Explosion and my kitchen are purely coincidental. I was in ummm, Peru on business the entire month of February. I was in a remote village helping some Peruvians learn golf and unfortunatley they did not know my name and have no proof I was there. The shot of me with residue from the Explosion on my face and hands was obviously doctored.

CSI

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol : funny man… :lol :cheers

HOLY COW…PIG!!!

BREAKING NEWS

The Bacon-Bandit was sentenced to life as a vegetarian today.

As Honorable Judge D.T. Mann handed read the sentence, the Bandit reportedly wilted like a lettuce leaf.

The Bandit will be transferred to Old MacDonald’s Farm at an undisclosed time to avoid the press frenzy.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/mugshot_veghead.jpg

:pig

“Honorable Judge D.T. Mann”

Honorable? :huh

That Judge is faaaarrrrrrrrrrr from “honorable”. I’m not sure if we should call for a mistrail or just smuggle in one burger a week for the poor sap! :hombre

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

I hope you mean a Bacon Burger!

Is this…or could this have anything to do with Bacon Explosion???


:lol That is just wrong… on so many levels. :lol

Auntie Hope :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

OMIGOD that is bad…

I am never looking at this thread or this forum again.

Talk about being emotionally hijacked. I think I am gonna hurl :frowning: :hooch

I couldn’t “see” what the fuss was about 'cuz I wasn’t logged in…

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/gross.jpg

Now I know.

Wish I didn’t log-in… :hooch

Man, that was some good food!!! Now I’m hungry.

I have now officially given up any lesbian tendencies I might have had…


Does this mean Hooch can take part in the Goddess Walk-About this year?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

I’ve been working out. Can you tell? My GOD I’ve got a great rack! I’m too sexy for bacon.

I believe it’s more appropriate for the Fashion Show…

Pardon me while I go grope myself…again.

I do believe you are right, Jen! :thumbsup

I am already planning on lurking around when he approaches the Freebox and will toss in several pounds of bacon - we need a LIVE viewing on this one! :eek