Heyyyyyy…I’ve got my eye on you!!! I take threats on my bacon quite seriously and will invoke my 2nd Amendment rights to defend it! Ask not what bacon will do for you, but what you can do for your country with bacon!
While in Telluride I promise to:
Not cry at every single set
Not faint before I actually manage to stutter a few words out to Jerry Douglas
Remember not to drool when watching Chris Thile, or at least not while anyone’s watching
Remember to watch my water vs alcohol intake, so as to not pass out from altifestitude and miss an amazing set
But above all: Have the time of my life!!!
Go ahead and cry if you want. Sit by me and I’ll cry with ya.
If you faint by Jerry, at least try to fall into his arms :lol I still remember the first time I met him; he still had braces on his teeth! If he does a workshop, go to it; you’ll get to see him up close and personal.
Chris is a goofball; you’ll love him.
H2O is the way to go. (at least until you acclimate a bit)
It will be the time of your life, SO FAR!!!