Take bacon with you and he won’t notice the club in your other hand. :bash
Guys… the LADY’S name is LARA!
Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green
I kinda think you may want to stick with “trixie”. It could be soooo much worse. Besides, not only is it a beloved dog’s name, it’s a great stripper name, and a ‘safe’ festiname.
And, to be nicknamed without having ever been met - phew you dodged a bullet.
Some folks have earned their names, and will never ever live it down.
Hooch does not deserve jack squat!
Useless is definitely brown nosing.
Maybe so, but the Festivarian Stripper’s name is “Trixie”.
She can fight it, but it ain’t easy to get toothpaste back in a tube
Useless is appalled? brown-noser!
Love the cow!!!
I think she’s running scared now… :evil
But, hey she started it by calling us OLD…LOL :flower
If I hear anyone call her Lara instead of Trixie they will be cut off at the Run-A-Muck bar immediately and scorned for the remainder of the festival. And no bacon.
Is she a stripper? :lol
Thanks Hope. And thank you for being the only one out of this group that has even thanked me for spending a ton of money and my time trying to do something nice for you all.
Trixie, please don’t think we old timers are not appreciative. You will be aggressively thanked in person in merely 2 weeks!
Lara, do know that we love a girl with a fun spirit and that is why they are pokin at ya. I am sure the things you do for fest will not go unaprieciated .
Mik/Landshark
Awww, Lara left us! Bummer. Come baaaaaccck!
Well it looks like the virgins aren’t so tough after all with their big ol’ challenges! :lol :lol :lol
Like Debbie said, she started this. In this group you better not start something you can’t finish! I’m sure once the moon cycle goes around again she’ll get over her bad self and get back up on her stripper pole and hurl friendly insults back at the veterans. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
COME BACK LARA AND THANKS! WE MISS YOU ALREADY!!! :wave
I’m really sorry the Lara took the jokes and ribbing too seriously and decided to leave the forum. :eek
I’ll still be looking forward to meeting her in Telluride. :flower
Yes she emailed me and is very put off by Hooch’s comments. We love you Hooch but…take it easy on her till she gets to know you. :flower
Ah, poor little baby got her little feelers hurt. :baby Good grief, if ya can’t stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen. TBF isn’t a fest for wimps, woosies, or whiners!
Miss Lara, TBF is a fest for Lovers :love
:welcome
… and drunks :cheers and pickers :festivarian2 … and all other masters of debauchery :evil
We are a feisty but loving bunch and, while you may not have known what you were getting yourself into when you got us started (mistake #1), our feistiness is genuinely playful and intended to instigate yours. You will no doubt be treated as all other festivarians (virgins or otherwise) are - with open arms and an infectious enthusiasm to share with you all of the amazing things that Town Park a Mecca for those who I believe are some of the greatest people in the world - even if they are a little rough on virgins sometimes. :whip
We will probably still have to sacrifice you in the dome though. :drool
See you in 2weeks,
Evan (aka: Naked Bacon Maker)
Well, I guess that’s one way to get out of foot slavery.
Oh my, she is PISSED off! :mad Ya’ll should see the hate mail she just sent me. Looks like she doesn’t understand/like being kidded, and takes this crap seriously.
Lara, it’s nothing to get so twisted over. :sorry
Well, we all know I’m a bit over the top at times. Sorry Lara. Looks like I need to put on my lampshade of shame.
Look at this way, Hooch, it’s one less chance you have at finding a wife this year at TBF . . .