We Festi-Virgins Challenge You Veterans

Festivarian Events Telluride Bluegrass Festival
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Well hello there Veterans.

We decided to make it interesting for you guys. This year at our Virgin meet-up and after, we will all have special “tokens” for you to collect. You will know them when you see them. The veteran that begs, steals, trades or monkey dances for us the best, will obviously gather the most tokens and win a very special, fabulous prize.

So, Cmon! Show us what you got! Meet us at Smugglers on Wednesday at 3 pm and we will be awarding the prize later that night during the TP party.

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Are they cherry shaped? :evil

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Seems locical to me! :wink: :evil :eek :8

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Logical…the word I was trying to type was logical…with a “g”.

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Hey vets, sounds like a good way to identify all the virgins and pick out a few for sacrificial rituals! :evil

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Looking forward to seeing the old timers monkey dance cuz I have never seen anybody monkey dance before. May have to organize a spelling bee as well. Looking forward to meeting Cindi Lou, Telluride Tom, Hooch, Useless Joe, Doc Mike, Hippie, Erndog and the rest of you mythical creatures and see which of you wins the Challenge. :medal

28 days and I will be on my way…but before then, I prepare myself by seeing GPN thursday, Little Feat (hopefully) next week as well as the Dirty Guv’nahs. Gotta start pacing myself with live music. :cheers

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YES!!

A Virgin will be sacrificed each night in Camp Cascadia’s Wonder Dome at the stroke of midnight!

:evil :lol
Muuuaaahahaha…

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Don’t forget Virgins you need to bring us offerings of Bacon…LOL

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I will surely purchase some NC bacon and freeze it prior to boarding my flight west. How about some country ham as well…will anyone be baking any biscuits in the mornings?

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We agree Debbie! Camp Cascadia will gladly trade fried swine for virgins!!! Suey!! <<Wink.Wink>

Party with Purpose!

Bunny, Bunny CascadiaMel

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How exactly is this a challenge?

I will offer this up to make it a challenge: we will spare from sacrifice the virgin who best begs, steals (bacon and brings it to us), trades, strips, or monkey dances for us.

Now I think we have a challenge.

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I apologize for not including Cascadias Evan and Mel, DebbiefromTucson and BillyBeru to my previous list of potential Festi-Virgin Challenge participants. I thought mythical creatures would have been sufficient inclusion for all. See you at the monkey dance with bacon dangling and drippin grease from atop a pole…

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I’ll be offering shots of Crunchy Frog in trade for tokens!! You may also receive a free Crunchy Frog logo sticker! If Doc Mike offers you some Propofol for your token I’d advise that you do NOT accept or you’ll wake up (maybe) long after the festival is over. Naked. Of course the same thing may happen with Crunchy Frog.

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I’m pretty sure there will be baking in the morn, but it may or may not be biscuits . . .

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:medal

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Ever heard of the “Great Balloon Mass-a-cree”??? Sugar, you don’t know this tango… yet! :lol

Bring It On, Sister! :evil

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

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I’m beginning to think we we created a festivirgin monster here :evil
Bring it on. :cheers

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:thumbsup

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You underestimate us . . .

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Well I get the first token since you spelled my name wrong. Are you SURE you want to have a spelling bee? Will the words be taken from the Festivarian dictionary? BRING IT ON!!! :strong hee hee this is gonna be SO fun!

UselessJo might get a token for their misspelled name, but since neither one of this 2-part harmony is actually named Jo, it could be contested. Make him do a math problem or something.