Levels of festivarianism
- Festi-virgin – the first time at a festival
- Amateur festivarian – been to a festival for two years.
- Experienced festivarian – been to at least 4 festivals.
- Associate festivarian – been to festivals for at least 5 years
- Journeyman festivarian – been to festivals for at least 10 years
- Master festivarian – been to festivals for at least 15 years
- Intern festivarian – been to festivals for at least 20 years
- Doctor of festivarianism – been to festivals over 30 years