I think we all have a hangover this… afternoon… but it’s not from the booze.
It’s FROM THE HEAT!
103* yesterday at 4 p.m. (in the shade!)
Just got back from outer space. Gil is a PERFECT name! Good job, Jen! What’s next? :flower 
:lol :rolleyes :wave
Funny you should ask, Daniela…
Mark asked me what Gil has a hankerin’ for.
DTM has Tecate and corndogs… and flamenco dancers…
Blaze has Spam…
Maybe Gil has… :eek
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/Elmers.jpg
Noooooooo!! gasp :festival :festival :festival
Had to modify DTM’s hankerin’s… my brain was on “pause” from the DT-overdose…
DTM, Blaze, Mark, Bevin - say it ain’t so! Will there now be a call to strip all DT creatures of their musical instruments?!?!
ASHLAND, Ky. - A man accused of being the “Duct Tape Bandit” has gotten into a sticky situation. The man, who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity, walked into a liquor store on Friday, Ashland police said.
Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.
Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke hold until police arrived. A customer also helped, police said.
Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.
Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was the bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change. He pleaded not guilty Monday and bond was set at $250,000.
It’s guys like him who give duct tape a bad “wrap”… :eek
NICE :cheers
DTM, Blaze, Gil, & I were nowhere near Ashland Kentucky. Gil is high up on a mountain (which is a little strange considering he’s a shark) and DTM & Blaze are in ABQ, or they may have headed to L.A. since Blaze read that there was an impending Van Halen reunion and we are all way to familiar with their penchance for re-union tour.
By the way, the poor Bandit dude would have probably used the standard stocking over the face but for BillyBeru’s Birthday bash, which has evidently caused a nationwide shortage :lol :lol
So, the whereabouts of you, DTM, Blaze and Gil are accounted for…
Where was Bevin?
What’s his alibi?? :huh
If Bevin says he can’t remember … could be trouble!
Has anybody seen or heard from him??? hmmmmmmmm
If he is where I think he is, he only gets one phone call… :eek
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!
“THAT Kasey Kazee, the “duct tape bandit” doofus of Ashland, Ky., is the cousin of “Spamalot” star Steve Kazee, who is dating “Wicked” star Megan Hilty”
I had no idea. :eek
Whoa, I should check in more often. Seems my reputation is on the line here.
So, for the record, I’ve been nowhere near Kentucky all summer! (You’ll also notice that the Duk Tape bandit was NOT wearing an electric blue velour suit!) Neither have Duk Tape Man or Blaze, both of whom are getting some western R&R prior to Four Corners Festival. Actually, Blaze says he might not go, since the sulfur from the local hot springs tickles his nose. DTM, however, already has his ticket, with camping, and he’s begging for a cooler to call his own for the weekend.
DTM wants to know who else is going to 4 Corners?
Ah, I don’t believe it:
That Duct Tape Bandit and Spamalot are related…
OR
That Bevin’s pretty blue suit is velour. (I thought it was svelvet.)
Where in the worldwide Web do you find this “krazee” news, Mr. Beru?? :huh
Riding the subways of NYC for 3 years you develop some local habits…such as reading the gossip section known of the New York Post (aka Page 6) - say it ain’t so!!!
Per Mark’s suggestion of salvaging the DukTape thread(s) on the forum, I propose we lobby the Treasury Department to immortalize DTM’s image on the $2 bill.
Two bucks can buy Blaze a nice li’l can o’ Spam!
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/InDukWeTrust.gif
I just talked to my friends down at Treasz (that’s what we Washingtonians call the Treasury Dept) and they told me to drop off this image at the US mint when I drive home today.
I’ll send you a high res version for press.
This would make fun $$$ for the festival, dontcha think?
You could buy rum balls with it. :cheers (or any of the specialty drinks/things that are hosted in TP)
Oooooooooooh, now that’s a FINE idea!! :thumbsup
Maybe a two-dollar-duk-bill can get me an extra LARGE rumball! :cheers