Alright, a deal is deal! One sixer for Daniela. :cheers What’s your flavor, sweetheart?
To quote Full Metal Jacket (loosely):
“Private Schultz, you are definitely born again hard! Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps”
I was a Specialist in the United States Army and you WILL address me as such, Civilian! :strong
My beer of choice is Palisade Red Truck. It’s brewed locally in Palisade, Colorado, so you’ll have to come out here to buy it for me. When can I expect you? :evil
I would be delighted. I might even do some impromptu karaoke for ya. :lol :lol :lol
If PBR books Journey you can take that as a sure sign the second coming is near. :evil
Auntie Hope :evil
Second coming of what, Auntie Hope? :giggle :giggle
Little children, please apply your blinders IMMEDIATELY - some of the women are getting ornery! :evil
Holy cow - things get busy at work for one day, only ONE DAY, and looks where this goes!
I filled DTM and Blaze in on what you’re all saying about them. They took over my computer and tried to find Alaska Air tickets to the north slope - that’s how embarassed they are. But Duk Tape Man did admit to liking Journey. Unfortunately I didn’t have any Journey CD’s in my collection, and I declined the invite to perform Journey songs for the guys myself.
I propose a Duk Tape Man Fan Club meeting at Rocky Grass. In the river, beside the stage, Friday, at Noon. Bring your spandex, your fishnets, your leather pants, your Journey memorabilia, your beer cup, what-have-you, and a roll of duk tape if you’ve got it.
BREAKING NEWS
Recent intelligence (?) reports state that DTM and Blaze attempted to charter a flight out of Albuquerque International Sunport late last night.
However, the FAA restricts horses and banjos from the cockpit, so…
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/01DTM-pilot.jpg
They were forced to fly Business Class on another flight, where Journey was piped into the cabin the entire duration of the flight.
Upon arrival, medics were called for passengers who reportedly suffered from bleeding ears.
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/02DTM-DisneyAA.jpg
Even though they intended to head to a much cooler environment, they inadvertently found themselves in Orange County.
Knowing the kidnap threat from the LCBC is still very real, they took their chances and hopped a cab to Anaheim.
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/03DTM-Disneyland.gif
While DTM lectured his new-found-friends on the Art of the Banjo…
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/04DTM-Buds.gif
Blaze, still suffering from an identity crisis, was seen wandering around Animal Kingdom.
He took up with a llama…
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/05Blaze_Llama.gif
Their “protector’s” credibility will not be questioned, should the DukTape Duo return in one piece.
END
Okay, now I need another computer screen! :lol
Those two guys need to get back down south and enjoy this moist heat we have in the summer time. :flower
When DTM called collect last night he told me he was heading to Tijuana today to look for a DukTape Poncho so he could hide out with Ron and avoid being subjected to more Journey listening sessions.
Jen,
You and Photoshop give new meaning to the term “armed and dangerous.”
I will be right over after I go to the ATM. :lol :evil
The big bossman is working from home today, so I am free-and-clear to use Photoshop to my heart’s content!
Lookout everyone! Don’t be giving her any more dangerous ideas!
Too late! This one is a no-brainer.
Lyle Lovett
Pony
Boat
DTM
and…