THE GREAT DUKTAPE KAPER

Denial ain’t no river in Egypt.

What a bunch of goofballs. How am I supposed to get any work done around here with all this silliness going on??? :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

You are absolutely right, Bevin… my sincerest apologies.

Blue is your color…

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/DTMSpice_BLUE.jpg

Much better. Thank you very much.

I actually take a day off to do some work and this is what happens?

I’ve been stripped of my Photoshop rights for 72 hours… pending ‘good’ behavior. :frowning:

Good, I may actually get some more work done today :lol

Was this mandated by Forumvarians or by The Man?

Self-imposed out of guilt…

And from my boss for screwing around all day on non-work-related artwork.

It’s good to know you have at least a whisper of a conscience tugging at you from the dark recesses of your warped mind…

I’m starting to think that this thread needs it’s own Forum :lol

I think at a minimum Duk Tape Man needs a new adventure so we can move on to another thread. Therefore, I got DTM and Blaze a couple of tickets for Rocky Grass.

Gonna take 'em rafting. Maybe even get them to do line duty over night. Let 'em watch my tarp while I go to the beer booth.

Perhaps Duk Tape Man’s new adventure will be Green Bonnie’s alter ego??? :lovedr

Just remember your practicing and fine tuning your skills. Now what were those skills?

DTM and Blaze on another “journey”…

(Well, okay, so Journey is on Blaze…)

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/DTMJourney05.jpg

It is a little known fact that Steve Perry left the band because DTM demanded they switch from Bud to Tecate.

Perry refused and quit.

DTM and Perry have not spoken since.

It is not known if Blaze’s insatiable love of Spam was also a factor…

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/DTM-JourneyConcert.jpg

It’s widely rumored that in retaliation of Perry’s sad and sudden departure, classic rock fanatics everywhere were attempting to claim responsibility for the DTM abduction.

These reports remain unconfirmed.

Sorry, guys. I went as long as I could.

The first 24 hours were UN-bearable. The shakes from Photoshop withdrawal were just too much.

I came to terms with my guilt-ridden soul and, therefore, gave myself permission to use Photoshop only as-needed.

(Or when my boss isn’t looking…)

That is just wrong on many, many levels

However, I do believe Journey would have been a much better band if they had had a Banjo :lol :lol

But, Mark, they DID have a Banjo!

DTM left them when he heard about the “other” reunion tour…