THE GREAT DUKTAPE KAPER

I somehow missed Duktape man at Telluride.
Apparently there were too many unlocked coolers for him to make it to my camp. :drunk

Maybe I’ll run into him at Rockygrass. :cheers

Bad timing I guess. :wink:
I missed the Saturday noon beer tent cause I was in Elks Park listening to Emmylou, and nobody came by on Sunday at noon.
We’ll have to make a concerted effort to schedule it better next year. :cheers

You are the one who started the talk about Idols :lol :lol

And my sincere appologies if that came accross as be-littling, I would never belittle anyone intentionally. I thought your and Gipper’s joke was really quite clever. :thumbsup

Now, about having Tom kick DTM, that is simply uncalled for. What did DTM, or Blaze ever do to you? Was that your can of Spam that was stolen and given to them? :wink:

The Spam was legit… PAID FOR IN FULL!!

author=Mark in Alabama link=topic=1379.msg12604#msg12604 Now, about having Tom kick DTM, that is simply uncalled for. What did DTM, or Blaze ever do to you? Was that your can of Spam that was stolen and given to them? ;)

And I would never intentionally kick a fellow festivarian.
It would be un-mayor like. :flower

What is the price on a can of Spam these days, and why would anyone buy it?? :huh

By the way Tom, DTM says Thanks :thumbsup

I KNOW you didn’t just say that, Mark!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

CLASSIFIED

Intelligence reports state that the Lower California Banana Cartel (LCBC) will be in the area of Lyons, Colorado the weekend of Rocky Grass. LCBC will be within 100 mile radius of Lyons. Exact location is not yet known.

It is strongly advised that the ALDTM (The Army for the Liberation of DukTape Man) and DLO (DukTape Liberation Organization) place DukTape Man and Blaze in lockdown for the duration of that weekend.

END

I have seen the light (and am also speaking in tongues):

DUK TAPE MAN is my HERO!!! :thumbsup

Sounds like you found DTM-religion…

It’s a spirit… not a religion. :slight_smile:

Step away from the cartel… come into the light, you banana tossing thug. :lol

LONG LIVE DUK TAPE MAN!

wow, a Hope Lin zingerrrrrrrrrr!!!

And there was much rejoicing in the land of Tape :cheers

Welcome to the fold Billy B, please pick up your sweatsuit, sneakers and cool-aid cup and meet us in the tarp room. :lol :abduct (I always wondered if I would ever find a place to use this emoticon!)

As the current bodyguard of Duk Tape Man and Blaze, I’d like to report that when the two characters in question (DTM and Blaze, by the way, not Mark and Billy Beru) learned that the LCBC was going to be near Lyons, they both expressed a desire to go to some other festival the last weekend of July.

But then, when they learned that (a) Billy has elevated DTM to “hero” status, and (b) that ALDTM and DLO were gonna be there, they got back on board with the program. In fact, they made me go and buy them a couple of inner tubes for floating the Saint Vrain.

DTM insisted that his inner tube have a cup holder. Blaze just thought it would be cool for him to be the rider, rather than the ridee for a change.
Bevin

The LCBC has acquired satellite photos of DTM and Blaze preparing for their upcoming excursion to RG…

DTM has his banjo and a 40…

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/tube_DTM.jpg

Blaze lost his Spam!!

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/gipper0324/tube_BLAZE.jpg

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rollin :rollin :rollin

That is H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S !!! (did i spell that right?)

Spam & Tecate??? Do they go together??

Maybe with some Mustard? Hmmmmmmm something to ponder!

As in Pastor?

Or French’s?

Grey Poupon maybe?

I think it depends on whether you are serving it with bread or not?!?!???!!!

I think that mustard is being served with spam! (yuk!)

Hope Lin