Folks, this is for those of you who may have been fortunate enough to view the total eclipse this week in the US. If you have ever dreamed of watching a total eclipse of the sun in Telluride, opportunity awaits! According to the NASA eclipse calculator, there will be a total eclipse in Telluride, visible for 2 minutes and 58 seconds, at 3.06 PM on Sunday, July 9th, in the year 2317. Book your hotel reservations now, you don’t want to miss this stellar event. Lottery information for Town Park camping will be announced in about 199 years and 6 months. Watch for it!
And don’t fret if you are unable to make it to Telluride for this eclipse event. You will have a second chance to view another performance, on Friday, June 30th, in the year 2345. Happy eclipse watching. :evil
i hope they get the whole “tarp line” thing worked out by then! :pirate
What’s wrong with the tarp line, Pirate? :evil
How far in advance can we line up before the eclipse? There are just so many unknowns!
Maybe the crunchy frog will be well aged by then? :cheers
Pretty sure the Frog has a half life of 1,000 years
Does that mean there will be half as much Crunchy Frog left…or it will be twice a strong! :huh :pirate
Or taste twice as bad! :thumbsup