So, what is the first thing you do when you get to Telluride.

That is a given Auntie Hope xx

We’ve always taken our kids to get pizza at Brown Dog in the past. They have beer, so mom & dad are also happy. It’s really our kids’ world, we just live in it.

Upon arrival:

  1. Run to nearest porta-potty
  2. Grab a cold beer from truck.
  3. Find a place for camp
  4. Grab a cold beer from the truck
  5. Set up camp while repeating steps #1 & #2 as necessary.

Will you have a phone that works in the US? Or an iPhone, perhaps? If you have an iPhone I think you’ll be able to text us (from any wifi network) and we can come find you/meet you somewhere, like the box office, and begin the guided tour.

Figure out where to park…1 condo spot and 3 car coming from separate locations and days

Give Thanks and Praise. :thumbsup

Anyone who says you should start with a shot of Crunchy Frog is giving you very bad advice. And with that said…the first thing you should do is start with a shot of Crunchy Frog. It helps you to deal with your fear. And, drinking Crunchy Frog will actually increase your IQ by up to 4 points per week**

**This claim has not been verified through an independent testing lab.

Hooch, you crack me up every time!

It’s not really HOOCH, it’ the crunchy frog that does all talking @ RaM.

The first thing Swander does when he gets to Telluride is to lick random people.

…in random places :pirate

:wave Hold on there, pardner. That’s so not true! Two Gingers first :kiss, Crunchy Frogs after that :drunk, Foot Slaves of course :horsey, then, and only then is when it gets a bit random. :festival

If you can’t text, simply ask someone in town how to get to Town Park and they’ll direct you. Once you get to Town Park, you can ask just about anyone where Kamp DukTape is and they’ll either give you excellent directions, or just take you there. In fact, that would be my preferred method!

Town Park Map

In the link above is the Town Park Map with a few historical camp homes tagged. Hooch (thank you Hooch) has also listed a link where you can click and download the map. See if you can get it to your phone.

Just remember, once in Telluride, always walk towards the waterfall for fun, and away from the waterfall to get to your hotel. It’s really that simple. :thumbsup

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

:wave Aww shuck folks, you know I’m partial to cute aussies… Finding me on Wed afternoon might be a challenge though. And heck, I’m just a fan of big ole hippie hugs :flower

:peace

By Wednesday afternoon you are usually asleep in a chair at Run-a-Muck. :lol

I guess I will see you’all at Town Park on Wednesdsy, yippee, cannot wait

No…that’s Hippie can’t wait! By the way Hippie Jerry is interviewing new “Foot Slaves” this year so be prepared to prove yourself! :lol :pirate

Girl, let me get ya on track here…

Y’all - meaning one person.
“Y’all hand me that there pipe over yonder. Thanks.”

All y’all - meaning everyone within earshot of the person y’all’in (speaking).
“All y’all need to remember that the first thing is to be settin’ up that tent before the sun gets behind that there mountain!”

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

Thanks Auntie Hope, it is so hard trying to learn new languages at my age xx