So, not having the exact language of the check-boxes, I decided to go a different route in responding to the scalper’s question: “Do you have a picture or invoice for this commemorative vehicle pass that you are selling?”
Apologies to Landshark and others (this is not brief), I hope ebay will post the Q/A on the listing…
"Thanks so much for your question, yes I do.
As I recall, this was emailed out by Planet Bluegrass in December of 2015 as a .pdf attachment. I was so happy to have received it, and the winter was so cold and snowy that year, I printed out dozens of copies and lined my private outhouse in the wilds of eastern Kentucky with them. Not satisfied with seeing them only a couple of hours per day, I printed out more copies, sewed them together and made a quilt, which helped to keep me warm for the duration of the winter. Come spring, I printed out even more copies and fashioned an entire menagerie of origami creatures, many of whom I now consider dear friends.
Later that spring, I was visited in a dream by my spirit-guide, he’s the eagle that’s drawn on bottles of Eagle Rare Bourbon, and he reminded me that I don’t have an RV or a trailer. He said that the destiny of this vehicle pass was that it should be used by a FESTIVARIAN that truly needed it. I asked how I might find such a person, but before my spirit guide could answer, he was summoned away by Pappy Van Winkle to a cask emergency in FORUM, Arkansas.
So began the quest to find the rightful owner of this pass, turns out I was just its interim caretaker. So I had to search high and low, from the webbed valleys to the capped peaks and the obvious clues I had left myself. Finally at my destination, I asked the Ticket Goddess, “Ticket Goddess”, I says, “who needs this pass?” And she answered that it was some guy that shared his name with a character in a popular Beatles song, which is rather redundant, I thought, seeing as how most Beatles songs are popular. I had seen him around a time or two, but didn’t know his name before that, so that is how I met him.
Anyway, he was real happy to buy it from me for what I paid for it, as that’s the festivarian way of doing things and it’s what I signed up to do when I applied for the pass in the first place, being the honorable sort. So, now you know a bit of history."