You know, Hooch, Velvetina would be a comfortable place to sit in the tarp line. Might be a problem during the run, though. We could always carry her in and enshrine her at Utarpia!
It is my chair and it’s strictly OFF LIMITS to scantily clan men! Palm fronds or no!
If I could waterproof her then she’d be the perfect festi chair because she passes the “not tall enough to roll a basketball under” criteria. But carrying her during the tarp run…herniated disk for sure.
Do I have to explain everything :huh The scantilly clad men simply carry the chair with me sitting in it, also scantilly clad in goddess attire and in my dream, I’m thin so there. I almost had this dream come true at a school fire drill, now that’s a good story…
As soon as Hooch can sit on his throne, sing like Solomon and claim 21 children, then Velvetina may become as royal as Brother Burke’s throne. Until then… Court Jester at best.