THIS COULD BE A GOOD THING FOR FESTIVARIANS WITH PORTA-POTTY PHOBIA!
I kid you not…
for Seniors… New Wine*
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce
Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid
grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to
make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as:
An imperial pint is 20oz, while a US pint is 16oz. Which means for every 4 pints you would have drank in the UK, you’re gonna have to drink 5 now. (not adjusting for altitude)
Nicely said, Adam! And remember that the 16oz cups are only in the festival. If you camp in Town Park (or other campgrounds) you are allowed to bring your own official UK approved 20oz mug for any beers you have there.