I personally LOVE people who hate bacon because it means that there’s just more bacon for me!! In fact, I think I’m going to start “CAMP BACON” and invite only vegetarians to camp with me so I know they won’t be ganking my bacon when I’m in the porta pot taking care of personal morning business.
So I suppose yer bacon drivin ?? Bacon is doggie crack, they will clean the fridge and wash the car for bacon… why without bacon you have no control my beta friend…bacon rules :medal
Ok so here’s one theory, take whatever you drank last night and put it in the blender. Add 1 raw egg , whip and chug…now cleanse yer pallet with one crispy slice of Mapel Bacon… that I’ll put some hair on yer chest DTM. :eek
Dangerous scheme Dude. I personally have witnessed on two separate occasions vegetarians fall off the wagon over bacon. Be careful, the smell of bacon cooking outdoors in the morning is too much for most humans. Vegetarian or not, we got some genetic hard wiring. The scent of sizzling bacon is pheromones for the stomach…