Yeah, I know. A corporate dog and pony show all day long. Shilling for product and pitch corrected to the last byte.

This year, a few worthy TBF alums have gotten deserved nominations. I’m With Her, for Best Americana Roots Song. The outstanding Frank Solivan and Dirty Kitchen got a nod for Best Bluegrass Album, so its not a complete lost cause.

But to have some fun, let’s imagine a few of the other nominees taking the Shellman stage. Lizzo could shake the mountains with her HUGE, IMMENSE
talent and personality.

Billie Eilish could probably bust out some good emo Child ballads. Plus, her hair might match the trees behind the stage.

But if Post Malone were to be booked, I’d have to ride the gondola far, far away. :evil

Cheap shot.