for Hooch the bacon king

:thumbsup Are we really sure that Bluegrass Dustin didn’t mean “Forovarian” when he coined that term???

I think we all agree with the above. :cheers

:peace

Turbaconducken, a chicken stuffed in duck stuff in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. Or bacon, deep-fried into a cone shape, stuffed with eggs and hash browns., You eat it like an ice cream cone. These ideas are from bacon camp

Here’s a little bit of science news to help prove our collective love of bacon is not just insane ramblings of tie-dye wearing pig huggers.

Bacon News

so just imagine how good we’re gonna feel when all of that bacon hits those hot skillets at 9am on wednesday morning? It will be even better when we all get to the eggs bene feed a few minutes later. Especially after oysters n beer and tropical tuesday the day before …

Wooo Hoooo - Can I go NOW? :hop :hop :hop :hop

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If I could add to the tip jar; need little, want less.
Will work for no apparent reason, just as I stopped working for no apparent reason.
Sing for our supper, or slip’er a drink for a taste o’ that baconuneggs.

No you can’t Jerry. Jeez…um…pre-mature expressions of pleasure are never quite as satisfying as a nice long build-up followed by mutual expressions of ecstasy. :evil Slow down dude!

Jess--------NOLA Bound!

Good God, the expectation of bacon has never sounded so good.

That’s what I’m talking about Baby. :thumbsup :cheers

The latest and greatest in the world of bacon:

Squeezable Bacon

" Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!"

Damn, I did not know bacon was healthy. That is good news.

:quote Listening to: DukTape Man trying to get Blaze into the crate for the flight to ALBQ :quote

Have you tried putting a shot of tequila and a BLT in that crate yet???

Just asking… Oh and Ron — hide the Patron, those little dudes have incredible noses.

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Again… that is just wrong… on sooo many levels!

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

I’m sorry but that looks like a turd.

I am cooking bacon right now!!! Can you smell it!!! Yum!

Now…should I make pancakes or Waffles to go with the bacon???

You are having breakfast at 11:30 in the morning on a work day?

That’s some harsh taunting girl, harsh taunting

Ah…no help with the waffle/pancake dilema though! Work? what work?

And besides…Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! And to that I say “It doesn’t matter when or how many times you have it”!!!

Thin pancakes, spread nutella on half/side (like moom pies) and fold like a taco shell!

Yum… Yum…!

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I went with waffles…BIG fan of the waffle! Especially the ones with small squares…except in the case of Jerry’s sourdough!

Time to put the Bacon King back in the game
:cheers

I would just like to say how proud I am of all you festivarians for eating over 50 pounds of bacon last week during the festival and pre-festi activities!!! You are all champions! And now I highly recommend that you all eat an entire bottle of fish oil pills to get that cholesterol back in control.

I hope to see you all again next year for another bacon-focused week of festival!