for Hooch the bacon king

That is just about the perfect gift. :flower If you can get it to run simultaneously with an automatic coffee maker - damn. It is perfect. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

I need to buy myself one for Christmas next year!

Hehe!! That’s awesome! But I just know I’d forget to load it every night.

My sources report that Hooch has begun a secret plan to split from the beloved campground that has so successfully hosted him for so many years.

All the details are not in, nor have my sources found out how many people he has successfully converted, but what we have found is their banner/ flag/ coat of arms.

http://www.baconpirates.com/bacon-pirates-logo2.gif

Me thinks he might be staging a mutany, matie! :pirate

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

Damn We Got BUSTED !!!
Arghhhhhhh
:cheers

My mom always told me that there is Nothing better with a big Slab of bacon then a Coke
:cheers


And this is How WE Roll


Cheese …Shrimp …and BACON !
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From Tonight and Oh Btw Thanks To The Other Ron In Albuquerque
We now have our Town Park Tickets in our Hot Little Hands !!!
Much Love Bro !
:cheers

Also from tonight …During my Festival Training


looks mighty tasty :pig

Ty Bro !
good time had by all …
:cheers

Ok Hooch is MIA again
better check the Hospital’s Heart units…
:cheers

So if someone cooked bacon and there was no one there would it make a sound? I think only the KING of all things bacon would know the answer to dat… :flower

Dang, can’t a guy take a weekend off to ski and cook bacon for house full of nine hungover people the next morning without everyone assuming I’m either dead or turned vegetarian? Hehe.

Ron, I LOVE the idea of bacon-wrapped cheese!! Not so much the shrimp but if it makes your mouth happy then what can I do?

As for Landshark…if someone cooked bacon and no one was there to get splattered with the grease then my opinion is that it would probably get over-cooked. And I like my bacon less cooked and more chewy than burned and crispy. So, with that said, I cannot condone anyone cooking bacon when no one is around. This may also be a safety tip from your local fire department.

Thank you.

:lol:lol Well yeah, ok, but what about the sound factor. :lol :flower

:wave If a bacon hits the grill, will anyone hear it? :peace

A web site for the bacon king

www.bacolicio.us

Oh right…the sound. Hard to say. I’ve never not been around when cooking bacon to not hear it cook. But mine is only one person’s experience and is not meant to be used as actual fact or a proven theory.

Heyyyyyy…now that is useful!!!

Sam is watching Wordgirl on PBS where there is a struggle between good and evil to procure the “bacon earrings of supreme power”. I kid you not.