Festivarian Dictionary

Jester … oh man If you only knew !!
then again you may …
lol

I think I do know. You appear to be as big a smart ars as me!

Belgian wheat and festifeet, sure sounds good to me!! :cheers

Taken from another BRILLIANT post onthis Forum…

Jamophobia: that’s the fear of a lack of picking opportunities.

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

“Festiphysics” Pertaining to the forces that allow normal standing and walking, and the eventual breakdown :drunk of said forces after too many visits to the New Belgium Tent :cheers!

Taken from another thread, once again… :lol

OND: Obsessive Nightgrass Disorder

“Oh no I new I had a problem. OND obsessive nightgrass disorder”

festifusion

When you forget what day it is at fest… :flower WOW you mean it’s only Friday!!! Feels like Saturday…:lol

March Madness… nothing to do with basketball but instead something more akin to spring fever and the time of year when my five year old child completely unprompted and out of the blue begins saying things like “Mama, the wind today is making me think of telluride”, “those trees up there look like the ones in telluride”, “I love those dumplings the sisters make”, “I can’t wait to take the gondola with Joe and Lys”, “Do you think Brock is getting ready to play some baseball with me?” All of which I heard today except the tree and dumpling comments which popped out last March .

I Love Festi-Kids! :lol

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

That just means you’ve raised your child right :medal

The Dolly Parton Tent

One look at this tent and you’ll know why it’s named after “Boobs McGee”

WOOKIE

An ape-like man, probably drinking a PBR, wearing a tye dye from dead tour 72 that still hasn’t been washed since the original purchase. To be blunt, a dirty, strung out tour rat.

PBR is a rite of passage of sorts, watch it!

FESTAFOOOOOOOOOOL - Well we have all been there

Festalchofool - Ok so most have been there

Festalchofoolarian - those of us who come back and do it year after year (and are proud of it!!!)

EJ

Festology - the serious scholarly examination of abnormal festapathology

Festapathology - best exemplified by the festalchofoolarians and the festametaphysicarians

Festametaphysicarians - those who actually see and talk to God during the Festival

Festametaphysicarians - those who actually see and talk to God during the Festival

I can raise my Hand on this one !!

Festalchofool - Ok so most have been there
and this one …

not to be confused with the Festametapiscacarians - those who actually see and talk to fish during the Festival

And those folks camp in Fishbone??? :lol

Auntie Hope :festivarian2 :green

                                                    "MUGASM"

When music hits you just right and gives you chills from head to toe…

( a musical orgasm )