Thanks guys! I laughed so hard I cried!
I have one, not sure how much it applies:
Deluridarian: one who attends both Delfest and Telluride and is very grateful
(Me)
:wave :cheers :cheers :flower :thumbsup
Ooh, Iām doing that this year. Letās make shirts.
Festifull ā The state (although I can hardy imagine anyone getting there) of having your fill of festivals for the summer. JUST KIDDING, that doesnāt happen! Itās festival season!! See you guys soon 
TARPEFERENCE- Your point of reference at Fest. Your Tarp.
FestiBearianā¦the folks who arrive early enough at Town Park Camping to snag a spot at Bear Creak Preserve. They are
FESTIBEARIANS
Sheās got the hang of this. Clearly, Aloha Girl is lobbying for the āHighest pre-fest festivirgin festivarian ratingā EVER
Festigangalation:
the act of entering a cable-suspended transportation capsule that is pre-filled with second-hand smoke in order to get HIGH over the mountain to and from the fest.
Bacon ā 1) Festival in meat form. 2) The greatest foodstuff known to modern science.
Twang Bang - 1) Something two or more consenting adults can do in a Town Park or Warner Field tent during a banjo solo. 2) When two or more banjos start throwing it down in a jam session. 3) 10,000 festivarians reaching a higher state of being.
Festttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll= pure inspiration, celebration, jubilation! :concert :clap :dancing :hug
Festi-cipation;
The browsing of the fest-furum in March in anticipation of finding a ticket and wishing June were closer,
This is in contrast to Festi-pation; which is the condition you find yourself in while standing in line in the morning waiting for the porta-truck to come by and do that thing they do so well, (clean the blue closets).
Poncho Panic- When you cannot find your Poncho and it starts raining like a dog for a full 5 seconds. :lol
Telluriditis - the annual fever that keeps growing as the days count down to First Grass, noticeable to others as a slightly crooked grin, a faraway gaze, a lack of concentration for the task at hand, and an occasional unfiltered utterance of āFESTIVAL!!!ā escaping from oneās lips
I am having a serious case of āTelluriditisā and this will be my first time!
First timer here too. Terminal case of Telluriditis. My main symptom is I already have the car loaded for the trip. :wave
The boss should expect no work of any significance to be done until my post-FESTIVAL!!! return. :abduct
:wave You should probably be more worried about the PBWD (Post Festival With Drawal), Not more much will get done when you return.
:peace
Or there is OCIIMIMBMM this is really ugly! It the dreaded On Crap Iām IN Moab It Must Be Monday Morning!
Festijetlagavarianā¦only being truly awake between 4am and 11am
āOn Crap Iām In Moabā. :lol :lol
Wow, that does sound like a real bummer Pirate. Ha
Forumination: The Process of accomplishing nothing at work due to distractions of the the forum.
I accidently made up a new one for the dictionary. A non-festival type person asked me if a person sleeps with someone at a festival does them make them a GF/BF? I said that maybe thatās true or it could just be a FestiF**k