Thanks guys! I laughed so hard I cried!
I have one, not sure how much it applies:
Deluridarian: one who attends both Delfest and Telluride and is very grateful
(Me)
:wave :cheers :cheers :flower :thumbsup
Ooh, I’m doing that this year. Let’s make shirts.
Festifull – The state (although I can hardy imagine anyone getting there) of having your fill of festivals for the summer. JUST KIDDING, that doesn’t happen! It’s festival season!! See you guys soon 
TARPEFERENCE- Your point of reference at Fest. Your Tarp.
FestiBearian…the folks who arrive early enough at Town Park Camping to snag a spot at Bear Creak Preserve. They are
FESTIBEARIANS
She’s got the hang of this. Clearly, Aloha Girl is lobbying for the “Highest pre-fest festivirgin festivarian rating” EVER
Festigangalation:
the act of entering a cable-suspended transportation capsule that is pre-filled with second-hand smoke in order to get HIGH over the mountain to and from the fest.
Bacon – 1) Festival in meat form. 2) The greatest foodstuff known to modern science.
Twang Bang - 1) Something two or more consenting adults can do in a Town Park or Warner Field tent during a banjo solo. 2) When two or more banjos start throwing it down in a jam session. 3) 10,000 festivarians reaching a higher state of being.
Festttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll= pure inspiration, celebration, jubilation! :concert :clap :dancing :hug
Festi-cipation;
The browsing of the fest-furum in March in anticipation of finding a ticket and wishing June were closer,
This is in contrast to Festi-pation; which is the condition you find yourself in while standing in line in the morning waiting for the porta-truck to come by and do that thing they do so well, (clean the blue closets).
Poncho Panic- When you cannot find your Poncho and it starts raining like a dog for a full 5 seconds. :lol
Telluriditis - the annual fever that keeps growing as the days count down to First Grass, noticeable to others as a slightly crooked grin, a faraway gaze, a lack of concentration for the task at hand, and an occasional unfiltered utterance of “FESTIVAL!!!” escaping from one’s lips
I am having a serious case of ‘Telluriditis’ and this will be my first time!
First timer here too. Terminal case of Telluriditis. My main symptom is I already have the car loaded for the trip. :wave
The boss should expect no work of any significance to be done until my post-FESTIVAL!!! return. :abduct
:wave You should probably be more worried about the PBWD (Post Festival With Drawal), Not more much will get done when you return.
:peace
Or there is OCIIMIMBMM this is really ugly! It the dreaded On Crap I’m IN Moab It Must Be Monday Morning!
Festijetlagavarian…only being truly awake between 4am and 11am
‘On Crap I’m In Moab’. :lol :lol
Wow, that does sound like a real bummer Pirate. Ha
Forumination: The Process of accomplishing nothing at work due to distractions of the the forum.
I accidently made up a new one for the dictionary. A non-festival type person asked me if a person sleeps with someone at a festival does them make them a GF/BF? I said that maybe that’s true or it could just be a FestiF**k