Perma-grin; the expression on your face when Annawhacking with Vince late at night in town park after ingestion of FUNgus
Festi-foot; dirty, tired, sunburnt feet that remind you how much fun you’ve had all weekend. Feet that are in need of a deep scrubbin’…
fourtitdude - the guy that always has two women to dance with!
Tarp-testies - (N.) Those who get up on your tarp and have difficulty playing nice w/ others who laid the tarp down. esp. men who have difficulty communicating when in the wrong. can pertain to women though more often by their partners than others.
How come fortitdude doesn’t have forty women to dance with?
F.O.M.O. - credited to Aaron though may be other - Fear Of Missing Out.
Festidependant.
Hi, my name is Brian and I cant seem to let it go.
No worries. We have a 10-day program to help you recover coming up in about 353 days.
I always knew I could count on one of the guys in the lampshade!
Damn, I guess thats just another problem I have!
I can wait, I can wait, I can: When’s RockyGrass? :cheers w/ Water!
Festitroll - someone who patrols the forums looking for a comment from someone about something they experienced also.
Festicles - The appropiate size of your testicles after a quick dip in the stream.
That’s only true if you can find them! :lol
Festity----Isn’t this pretty self explainatory.
:lol :lol :lol :huh
Festivitis:
a condition that lasts through fall and winter directly resulting from lack of festival in one’s diet. Side effects include; constantly re-planning next years camp, trolling the sale racks for festitire, chills when looking over pictures, and muscle weakness when one simply utters the word…FESSSTTTIVVVVAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL… :cheers
“Hung-chow” - when you are so hungover from the previous day that all you want to do is lay on the tarp and eat festifood all day.
Dude! I’m so hung-chow that I’ve eaten 2 Killer Flanks, a corndog, and a Gyro. I think I’m ready for the funnel cake
Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF :eek :huh 
Festivibes - the vibes festivarians send each other so good things can happen and we can all be together in June
“Dude, send Lalagay some festivibes so she can get her Visa!”
Example A for Lalagay!
:vibes :vibes :vibes :vibes :vibes :vibes :vibes
Festibummer!
Bit burning down!
Only bad thing that could happen at the TBF! Except for maybe no TP in the green space capsule when you really need it! :lol
Festichair
–noun
1.
a seat, esp. for one person, usually using tubular steel for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms. Said festichair seat must be of a height that a basketball can not be passed under it.
2.
something that serves as a chair or supports like a chair: The two men clasped hands to make a chair for an incapacitated companion who needs to exit the Festival grounds…
Derivatives:
Festichairlift - the same assembly of people that carry incapacitated Festivarian to it’s Festitent.
Use the Festichair - an activity by which a Festichairless Festivarian occupies an empty Festichair until it’s owner returns
Take the festichair - used when a slighted line sitter feels angry due to unoccupied chairs. The empty festichair is ceremoniously ejected into the volleyball court.
:peace
festisqueel- when a huge rush comes over you , cause,
wait fir it,
scrrrrrrrroooooooooool for it…
FESSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAALLL is right around the corner and you just cannot contain!!! Mannnnnnn that felt good! :cheers :woohoo :festivarian :lovedr :band :concert :drunk :clap :sunshine :dance :vibes