“It’s not me…It’s you” -Mark Monroe Gibson
You were SO MISSED NATHAN!!!
“Some gorilla just stole my beer” - Jessica (Sarah’s twin)
“For every Corndog you eat, you lose a year off your life. But ya go down happy” :flower
“Its like, Boozy Beer Juice!”
“Its time to get the LyndsBuru on the road again”
“Are you STILL sittin’ here?”
“Yup…”
Voice on the radio just as the sunday Tarp Run starts: “why are there two guys running across the field?”
Big John: “It’s the symbolic unification of the town line and the town park like in peace and harmony. Hold on folks, here comes the real thing”
After being all hung over and in a bad mood, then having hot bacon grease spilt all over my chest, someone says, “That’s what you get.”
Responding to someone asking the condition of the port-a-potties,
“There was much defecation!”
“Micro Trash!”
What Mickey said to me while I was using her bathroom
“When you brush your teeth, it sounds like you’re giving head.”
Well I hate to say it but I think you may be doing BOTH wrong! :lol :lol :blush
Anyone that gags that much has got to have lessons on brushing teeth :lol :lol :lol Tryin to stay OUT of trouble here Lauren!!!
It was really great to see you again! :medal
Best Fest, Anywhere .
Carny Food Booth
Could you make my wife a special sandwich?
I make anyting she want.
How about a fried egg sandwich with Onion Lettuce and Tomato on Wheat?
Sure, I make it in one minute!
It doesn’t matter what you have; what matters is how you got it.
the wisdom of this world is folly with God
What else do we have that we can mix in there.
:thumbsup