Ron :wave You are obviously Secretary of ABGAT :thumbsup
as you will not be here this year. You will need to appoint an Under Secretary.
Until you do appoint one, Flat Ron will be acting Secretary Of ABGAT :lol
The following cabinet positions have been filled.
Erndog Has been appointed Secretary of Da Fence :medal
LuAnna Has been appointed Secretary Of Buttonification :medal
Mayor Tom has been named Secretary of State :medal (you represent us so well)
More to be announced…Please add your nominations. self nominating is allowed and encouraged.
Your fearless Governor A to the Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… vote yes on prop 420 :pipe2
Ok, just thinking I would nominate myself to the Board of Health and Welfare.
Rhonny you good be the UN ambassador from Utah??? Utah is somewhat of a foriegn country.
Beth :flower
I nominate myself and my wife as transportation secretary since we are driving from Sea to shining Sea then from Northern California to Southern California to Northern again then Oregon and Jacksonhole, to flagstaff and back to Colorado and back to Florida via Chicago. I will be sure to provide a detailed road condition report in august.
While it is a queer and unusual place (a quote from some founding father, back in the day) … the Salt Lake Valley is just over 30% Mormon now. AND it looks like we’re getting rid of the whole “private club” nonsense. Why just today, we’re having a rip-roaring Pride celebration in downtown SLC in which the Mayor, the Governor (of Utah… not the Gov’nah A to da J) and many other elected officials are participating/speaking.
I think it safe to say that thanks to the Bush Family, the FLDS fiasco, etc., TEXAS is the new Utah, bay-bee!!
xoxo Rhonny <----- who is moving to Nederland in a few of weeks anyway! (as soon as we have the “all clear” for Ari)
Re: A funloving and considerate Festivarian always,
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2008, 09:45:39 PM »
Quote from: A J on June 04, 2008, 09:53:00 AM
As your presumptive nominee I want all my constituents to know that i am humbled by this.
I am working on cabinet appointments. DukTape Man has been offered the Secretary of health and human services position. but was too drunk to respond.
I herby execute executive order number 420420420.
All beer sold at TBF be reduced to only $1
Thank You and goodnight. Governor Elect A to the J
To the Honorable? Governor-Elect A to the J: I would like to shamelessly submit my name for your consideration as your appointed official in charge of the liquor cabinet.
[i] :baby :baby
I am re-submitting this post from a different topic. This is me sucking up [/i] :baby :baby
:wave Well we’ve got potholes here that’ll bend a frame or bust a tire, so happy and SAFE travels.
P.S. Don’t forget to check the oil and take an extra fuel filter with ya! :drive
We are here so stop on in and say hi if you’re in the neighborhood! :thumbsup http://www.mapquest.com/mq/2-y11IJ2w5rnLw
just zoom out for the big picture
This is for all festivarians too! Stop on by any time. We’d love to see ya. (Just not during festival tho! The cats’ll get ya!)
Thank you Governor Elect A to the J
I Humbly accept this Honor
Im sure that Flat Ron will not let me down psst Ladies restroom FR!!
Also just heard from Ed and Sabine They are in Telluride wonderin WTF
Told them about Sunshine Campground and to expect the ABGATters
to hold the All Out Air Assuilt hence forth know as AOAA
around the noon hour The Mayor will be the lead Jumper
My command center is open and will be taking calls as well as passing on msges
yall be safe
Guv… Would you accept my nomination to be Director of the FBI???
…The FESTIVAL BUREAU OF INTOXICATION
I will accept applications for Agents…
:drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk
Also, we will need a Head of the Food and Drug Administration…any ideas???
No hard feelings Rhonny, you will fit in much better up in Ned. I can’t believe they had a pride parade, No that’s progress. Can you bring in real beer to the state yet?
We will have to get together and share pictures of our Ari’s.
Beth
