Ok, genuine question. What is the bacon obsession? Everyone seems to make bacon references all the time? Why? Is bacon THAT good? Or does bacon mean something else in festivrarian land?
Wha…?!? Yes! :festival If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand. The only thing better than bacon, :pig is bacon delivered by your favorite, FestiFootSlave after a successful, moonlit hunt :horsey, out in the dark shadows, amongst all the crunched FROG.
:toejob Yep, that’s your genuine answer…
Bacon? Bacon? It’s that good huh? Guess we better try that special bluegrass bacon cause we don’t get there down here. Our bacon is that pink stuff sitting next to your scrambled egg, meh.
Ok, looking forward to the ultra special, nothing is better than bacon bluegrass experience. I guess we eat it after trying crunchy frogs? :flower :eek
Only the brave and stupid have Crunchy Frog before morning bacon. And those brave and stupid are usually myself, Billy Beru, Hot Sugar, and a few others who enjoy starting their poor life decisions so early in the day.
I’m willing to give it a go she said in true Australian spirit. We ain’t afraid of anything, have you seen how many spiders, snakes, scorpions, wasps and sharks kill people here? We laugh in the face of danger. Bring on the hooch/ bacon breakfast combo
You may have all sorts of venomous snakes, spiders, scorpions and toads, as well as sharks, crocodiles and dingos, but you don’t have Crunchy Frog. That stuff is deadly; just ask my hospital bill from last year.
