DID SOMEONE MENTION WATER? Yes, water! Before, during, and after anything drunk, not excluding the Crunchy Frog.
Why is Crunchy Frog being singled out as a health hazard…AGAIN???
probably because it’s the only beverage there that requires a haz-mat license to transport?
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yes but only the weak ones!
The following is an actual excerpt from Forbes Magazine:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herds as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their college years.
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Didnt NORM say that on cheers Years back?
C’mon Auntie thats 3 of the Basic food groups all were missing is Salt. ! :cheers
I read you can get your doc to prescribe Diamox which is also prescribed for something called glaucoma. :hombre whats that?
To quote Erndog…
Festivate, Rinse, REPEAT.
Admittedly, I DO NOT function without caffeine & sugar, even at FESTIVVVAAALLL!!! Back it up with a strawberry frosted pop-tart and I’m good to go when the bagpipers are blowin’! 
Hope, when did you change your forum name? I guess I missed that. :huh
When friends in Nashville started calling me Auntie Hope. :lol
I am sorry but Jerry’s Training Program has to be the funniest thing I have read on this forum! Awesome! :pirate
I am so glad that Doc Mike is looking out for us.
Just doing my job Mel.