Camping alone in telluride

In the Bear Creek Preserve portion of Town Park. Just wander up towards the waterfall and listen for the laughter. If you still can’t find it, just ask anyone in the vicinity.

Sorry, Friends. Txhillcountrygirl is my festi-virginal friend, and she snuck on here before I had a chance to 'splain all of the everything there is to know about everything that is the festival, Town Park, Telluride, the universe, and stuff and things after all eternity, amen!! :lol Please forgive me. I will beat her soundly with bacon and then drown her in Rumballs. See you love-muttons this weekend!!

Daniela :flower

PS. I am going to need some help “indoctrinating” Mary Jane into our little festi-world. Any takers? Ron? Jerry?? :evil

can i have one of your ribs
you had better get to splainin

Indoctrinatin? hmmmmm

:wave I’m always happy to take care of a virgin Daniella. :evil

Watch ut for Bevin though - He attended a festival once and it did indeed change his life forever, now he REALLY does dress like his avatar. :lol :lol :lol

:peace

well daniela is just as stoked as I am so I am sure it will be a blast :flower

So you are saying that you haven’t been droning on and on for months about the festival to her??? How can she not know everything by this late date?

Well, she just recently decided to bring her happy ass into my life, so I’m a little behind on the learnin’. We are just getting into “Festival 101”. But she’s from Texas, so it might be a little slow-going. I try to insert the word “horse” into every other sentence, just to keep her attention. Maybe a “yee-haw” if I see her nodding off. It’s rough. Seems to be some kind of language barrier. She gets easily distracted at the sight of a cow patty. Weird. :eek

^^ You are cracking my head off, Daniela!

That is hilarious!!! I am also distracted by road graters and did i hear some one say horse

Well if you insert things like “and then when your fixin to twirl” or We’re fixin to get rumballs now" she will catch on!

Texas girl? Oh boy. You’d better have Telluride Tom add “Cow Tipping” to the events calendar.

Or a “lamb fry” eating contest!

Or a cow chip tossin’ event. Or a rib eatin’ contest. Damn where’s a mechanical bull when you need one?
We better lay off these “helpful” comments or she’ll go back to camping alone just so she doesn’t have to take all this crap. :rolleyes Yee-ha! :horsey :horsey
Okay ya’ll can tell her she tawks funny and leave me out of it. :wink: :lol

Easy Y’all I dont tip cows but i can milk goats and toss cow chips!!! :medal

… Find anythin ‘FUN’ under them therr cow chips?? :giggle