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HA! I bring my own booze to Run A Muck - unlike Marcus, who brings the most absolute cheapest radiator fluid he can find only to drink everyone else’s good stuff!

As long as I get a vehicle pass and they won’t let me bring the Luv Bus up to the fence . . . well, I guess I’ve gotta do what I’ve gotta do . . . about those little girls . . . . .

Booze and Little Girls …Ya Sick Bastards !..Wait I R One Too!
:evil :cheers :evil

The old lady is not for sale; and we bring our own booze. :cheers Of course if you’ve got room for two tents, we’d be happy to camp at Run a Muck. Like Kara said, it’s our first time staying at TP…

Hey that’s MY radiator fluid you are talking about!!!

Hey there! Since you guys are newbies to Town Park I’d suggest you guys wait until you arrive to pick where you want to be. Grab someone (from our camp or any “oldie”) and have them give you a quickie tour of the whole grounds. There is a HUGE difference between areas (and camps) and one may strike your fancy (loud, quiet, forest, close to bathrooms, etc.). You don’t even necessarily have to join in with anyone. Each camp has a different set of communal rules too (chipping in $ for food & such) so it would be good to ask things like that too. No matter what, definitely come hang out or possibly come by and stay the whole time!

We are arriving Sunday morning. A tour GREAT!

Earndog I always enjoy a beverage :slight_smile: We all will share one together, away from the river, and outside of your van :huh

Hooch forgot to mention that tours are provided after the virgin sacrifice, in a wheelbarrow, while doing upside down keg stands of Crunchy Frog. Welcome virgins!

A KEG OF CRUNCHY FROG :huh. I’m bringing my own shot plastic in anticipation. Now I am under the impression you are running CO2 through a keg. Should I bring my pint plastic :huh A pint of crunchy frog sounds concerning :frowning:

After the sacrifice, a pint of Crunchy Frog will seem like a breeze.

Wait, you are not a TBF virgin - ok, regular shots for you.

Now Billy, you know I’m not afraid of all of Camp run a muck! Anyway, you know I dont want to make you feel bad because of my superior math and computing skills! :lol :eek :rolleyes

Our Family is streaming into Town Park …The Landrushers are arriving and the party is starting on “Main Street”
Things are looking great for a Fun Safe Weekend …Safe Travels to All !
:cheers

Ugh, just read the news R&D. See you another year

Welll after a cppl of nights of being the Victim of the ever popular
Drunk Dailing Im Happy to say that all is well in Town Park
All the Historical Camps are set up and Rocking !
and the Virgin Sacrifices are Going WELL !

Flat Ron is now a Honorary Member Of Camp Billy
and Camp WanderIn is planning to get Him back to his
HOME Camp!!

Oh the Humanity!! :cheers

Also many Thanks to Dewster for helping out the Newbes !
Great Job Brother !
:cheers

:evil

:wave

:hop

We must all do a part, eh? :lovedr

Flat Ron returned to my garage for another year of practising how to “SUR”, unmolested by Camp WanderIn (well, I assume he was unmolested…he didn’t complain at least). :wave